Alfred's Bio

Alfred "insert expletive here" Vitale (Drums, Percussion)

The last member of em dash, replacing their Spinal-Tappian slew of dead drummers, Alfred has recently starred in a number of public service announcements warning against the evils of the philatelic pleasures. A paranoid conspiracy-buff cum narcissistic anarcho-syndicalist, Alfred has a hard time keeping his hands from himself. He hopes his foray into em dashism will strengthen his already nonexistent cult following. Alfred is known to scouses as the Benny Hill of modern rock.