Friday, January 20, 2006

for JB's mom...

hi there mrs. jb's mom...

we just want to let you know that we think your son's a good boy. he's polite, neat, respectful of his elders, and his breath often smells of cantaloupe. plus he can ride his bike really fast.

sincerely,

malcolm sleazy
impresario and svengali to the stars

Yes, we're still alive...


Hey there dash-heads!

Yes, as the subject line says "we're still alive" and playing. We are currently awaiting news on a rehearsal space, so that we can practice more and record a new demo. We have a bunch of new songs and despite neglecting this blog, we are still working on our music dilligently...playing better, rocking harder, pontificating holier, spelunking deeper, and photographing sexier. Just take a look at these pix...we are sexy bitches, no doubt.

But wait...here are a couple more. And just so you all know, only one of these 4 swarthy sea dogs is single. Can you guess which one?



For those of you who just can't get enough, here is one more picture of the guys. We have decided that we need to get a PO Box in order to handle the flood of packages sent to us daily...packages containing interesting morsels like used lobster bibs, untranslated german travel guides, padlocks, unsubstantiated rumors, and de-linting implements. For the last time, people, panties or money only.

em dash: armed, legged, tendoned and dangerous.